Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Don't be such anansi boy. I, too, am a gaiman.

Don't be such 
anansi boy.
   I, too, am 
a gaiman.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Pick T.S. over George? Don't be an Eliot. Excessive literary production is a social offense.

Pick T.S. over George? Don't be an Eliot. Excessive literary production is a social offense.   Condescending Literary Pun Dog

I used to be reader like you until i took an argot to the knee

I used to be reader like you
   until i took an argot to the knee  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

You vish to valk now? Let me read Heinlien more...

You vish to valk now? Let me read Heinlien more...  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

a shit in the car Is worth two in the yard

a shit in the car Is worth two in the yard  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

The Call of the Wild? I prefer London.

The Call of the Wild? I prefer London.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Metaphysical poetry? It's Marvell-ous

Metaphysical poetry? It's Marvell-ous  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Cat on a hot tin roof? Who do you think put him there?

Cat on a hot tin roof? Who do you think put him there?  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Play catch? you can't be Rancierious

Play catch?  you can't be Rancierious  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

two surgeons get in an accident and must perform on each other? what a paradox

two surgeons get in an accident and must perform on each other?
   what a paradox  Condescending Literary Pun Dog
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