Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Take on an ivy league math major regarding calculus? Questionable, at best

Take on an ivy league math major regarding calculus? Questionable, at best  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Modernist poetry? I try to stay out of the pound

Modernist poetry? I try to stay out of the pound  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Why should I stop licking my Balzac?

 Why should I stop licking my  Balzac?  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Dante may be weak... But he canto anything!

Dante may be weak... But he canto anything!  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

I chekhov plays after i read them

I chekhov  plays after i read them  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

There's no need To be such a Kant

There's no need  To be such a Kant  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Learn your Shit

Learn your Shit   Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Why are the best poets white? Actually, they come in different Hughes.

Why are the best poets white? Actually, they come in different Hughes.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Your books are two weeks over-due. ((shakes head disapprovingly)

Your books are two weeks over-due.
    ((shakes head disapprovingly)  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

According to cards against humanity I can't read

According to cards against humanity  I can't read  Condescending Literary Pun Dog
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