Condescending Fox

"Bread?" I'm sorry, was that a complete thought you were trying to mutter? Peasant.

oh you took a mirror picture without a shirt on? you must really want people to admire your new haircut

oh you took a mirror picture without a shirt on? you must really want people to admire your new haircut  Condescending Fox

Oh you're a dave mathews fan? You must know everything about jam bands.

Oh you're a dave mathews fan? You must know everything about jam bands.    Condescending Fox

salty? maybe you should start winning

salty? maybe you should start winning  Condescending Fox

You watch fox news? I'll try not to take it personally

You watch fox news? I'll try not to take it personally  Condescending Fox

Swinging a cup around with water in it? That's called inertia, dumbass

Swinging a cup around with water in it?
 That's called inertia, dumbass  Condescending Fox

Finally got laid? You're mom really needed it.

Finally got laid?
 You're mom really needed it.  Condescending Fox

Going to college without any majoring ideas? You know, there are cheaper ways to become a wife.

Going to college without any majoring ideas? You know, there are cheaper ways to become a wife.  Condescending Fox

Not sure if this pop culture reference or genius improv comedy

Not sure if this pop culture reference or genius improv comedy  Condescending Fox

Comma splice? bitch, i'ma fuck, your shit up!

Comma splice? bitch, i'ma fuck, your shit up!  Condescending Fox
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