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Condescending Cashier

you're bringing 50 items through express checkout? that's nice.

you're bringing 50 items through express checkout? that's nice. Condescending Cashier
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"I hope you like change" (begins to unload dimes and nickles) I hope you like the cancer I'm praying you get
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You think we should have more than two lanes open? Are you aware that it's 8am on a Wednesday?

You think we should have more than two lanes open? Are you aware that it's 8am on a Wednesday? Condescending Cashier
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Even though you come here every day and we know you by name and let you pump gas and pay when you get your coffee while talking your ear off. We had to send the cops to your house when we forgot to charge you for the gas.

Even though you come here every day and we know you by name and let you pump gas and pay when you get your coffee while talking your ear off. We had to send the cops to your house when we forgot to charge you for the gas. Condescending Cashier
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Customer buys condoms and handcuffs. "Is something the matter? You didn't charge me extra did you?"

Customer buys condoms and handcuffs.
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Oh please tell me more about your 5 cats I find that particular topic absolutely fascinating

Oh please tell me more about your 5 cats I find that particular topic absolutely fascinating Condescending Cashier
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No I can't double bag your groceries because every time I do, the president of the corporation, who has had his maid buy his groceries for the past twenty years, comes to the store and climbs up my ass to retrieve the 5 cent cost of that extra bag. A

No I can't double bag your groceries because every time I do, the president of the corporation, who has had his maid buy his groceries for the past twenty years, comes to the store and climbs up my ass to retrieve the 5 cent cost of that extra bag. A Condescending Cashier
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You think we should have more than two lanes open? You do realize that it's 8am on a Wednesday, right?

You think we should have more than two lanes open? You do realize that it's 8am on a Wednesday, right? Condescending Cashier
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"Can you check the back for this?" It's definitely not in the back.

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Do I seem condescending to you? Maybe that's because you seem like a fucking idiot to me.

Do I seem condescending to you? Maybe that's because you seem like a fucking idiot to me. Condescending Cashier
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