Commander Shepard

I HAVE A MASS ERECT

I HAVE A MASS ERECT  Commander Shepard

Saves the galaxy Can't drive or dance

Saves the galaxy Can't drive or dance  Commander Shepard

I regularly masturbate to DEVIN TOWNSEND

I regularly masturbate to  DEVIN TOWNSEND  Commander Shepard

Starts conversation "goodbye"

Starts conversation

Commander Shepard Space Wizard

Commander Shepard  Space Wizard  Commander Shepard

YOLO? Screw That

YOLO? Screw That  Commander Shepard

Garrus, quickly! block that missile with your face

Garrus, quickly! block that missile with your face  Commander Shepard

Survives two suicide missions and gets crew out alive Dies after defeating the reapers

Survives two suicide missions and gets crew out alive Dies after defeating the reapers  Commander Shepard

I don't always die, but when I do I don't

I don't always die, but when I do I don't  Commander Shepard

hey i just met you, and this is crazy but heres my commlink channel, we'll bang ok?

hey i just met you, and this is crazy but heres my commlink channel, we'll bang ok?  Commander Shepard
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