College Freshman

Joins a dozen clubs, societies, and club sports teams "I never have any free time"

Joins a dozen clubs, societies, and club sports teams

sprints to be on time falls asleep during lecture

sprints to be on time falls asleep during lecture  College Freshman

"Dude, check it out, I've got molly for tonight." CAFFEINE POWDER

Takes Intro Religion class Renounces all previous ideologies

Takes Intro Religion class Renounces all previous ideologies  College Freshman

Takes one hit dude, I'm like at a [10] right now

Takes one hit dude, I'm like at a [10] right now  College Freshman

Buys $1500 Macbook pro "for school" does nothing but browse facebook the entire lecture

Buys $1500 Macbook pro

goes to canada computers to buy a hard drive dies.

goes to canada computers to buy a hard drive dies.  College Freshman

Finish case of beer Makes hat out of box and wears it

Finish case of beer Makes hat out of box and wears it  College Freshman

says he died laughing. is not dead.

says he died laughing. is not dead.  College Freshman

GETS A MOTORCYCLE to look cool at school dies

GETS A MOTORCYCLE to look cool at school dies  College Freshman
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