College Freshman

Had a sip last night complains about hangover for days

Had a sip last night complains about hangover for days   College Freshman

phone goes off during class doesn't try to turn it off until the 3rd ring

phone goes off during class doesn't try to turn it off until the 3rd ring  College Freshman

Brags constantly about how baller of a stoner he is. "Dude, I snort kief"

Brags constantly about how baller of a stoner he is.

tries anything college related dies

tries anything college related dies  College Freshman

No, bro, i totally used to have a drinking problem in high school

No, bro, i totally used to have a drinking problem in high school  College Freshman

takes introductory archaeology class "so when do we get to go digging?"

takes introductory archaeology class

Finds Radio at Green Mountain Rick Roll song starts playing

Finds Radio at Green Mountain Rick Roll song starts playing  College Freshman

"HOly shit! All you can eat!?" becomes morbidly obese

Has to take a shit in class does

Has to take a shit in class does  College Freshman

"They're gonna have every kind of beer Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light..."

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