College Freshman

"Excuse me, how do you get to "Day" Hall?" Deys

Goes to party Plays Acoustic Guitar in the Corner

Goes to party Plays Acoustic Guitar in the Corner  College Freshman

Hey guys I brought some Mikes Hard and Smirnoff ice! Microbrew? Eww wtf is that shit.

Hey guys I brought some Mikes Hard and Smirnoff ice! Microbrew? Eww wtf is that shit.  College Freshman

"OMG PHASE 1 TICKETS!!!" Wonders why Hansbrough isn't playing

"I smoked every day in high school!!" Takes three hits and passes out

Sleeps through one class Thinks he's a badass for the rest of the week

Sleeps through one class Thinks he's a badass for the rest of the week  College Freshman

sees white boards while walking back to dorm room draws a penis on every one

sees white boards while walking back to dorm room draws a penis on every one  College Freshman

Goes on one event with a sorority Wears t-shirt from the event everyday

Goes on one event with a sorority Wears t-shirt from the event everyday  College Freshman

"I only buy fairtrade and organic" Until he realize how expensive it is

Buys $600 textbook

 Buys $600 textbook  College Freshman
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