College Freshman

Didn't go to class for 2 weeks thinks he has to confront the professor

Didn't go to class for 2 weeks thinks he has to confront the professor  College Freshman

Tries to steal rival college's flag as a trophy Gets arrested

Tries to steal rival college's flag as a trophy Gets arrested  College Freshman

Goes to cabo for spring break doesn't get laid

Goes to cabo for spring break doesn't get laid  College Freshman

gets first blowjob expects every girl to want to bang him

gets first blowjob expects every girl to want to bang him  College Freshman

razor scooter

razor scooter  College Freshman

Hears you get straight A's if your roommate dies, tells roommate Dies

Hears you get straight A's if your roommate dies, tells roommate Dies  College Freshman

Favorite song Party rock Anthem

Favorite song Party rock Anthem   College Freshman

At UVA for 2 monthes "Lil jon owns a restaurant here?!"

At UVA for 2 monthes

Has 0.9 GPA after first semester "I decided not to go to med school"

Has 0.9 GPA after first semester

"yeah dude, i'm into some underground stuff online." "i bet you've never heard of bloodninja, have you?"

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