College Freshman

Joins a gym likes gym memes

Joins a gym  likes gym memes  College Freshman

I buttchugged 2 beer bongs and injected 6 marijuanas Can I join your frat?

I buttchugged 2 beer bongs
and injected 6 marijuanas Can I join your frat?  College Freshman

stays up until 3am "insomnia"

stays up until 3am

hangs a lanyard out of his pocket doesnt even have a car

hangs a lanyard out of his pocket doesnt even have a car  College Freshman

Finally gets action Fatty

Finally gets action Fatty  College Freshman

Contributes to college freshman meme started college a week ago

Contributes to college freshman meme started college a week ago  College Freshman

Tries to jump over table Dies

Tries to jump over table Dies  College Freshman

First quarter of business law completed calls relatives to offer legal counseling

First quarter of business law completed calls relatives to offer legal counseling  College Freshman

accidently gives girl an orgasm . . . calls an ambulance

accidently gives girl an orgasm . . . calls an ambulance  College Freshman

Smokes Hookah Tells his friends it gets him "buzzed"

Smokes Hookah Tells his friends it gets him
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