College Freshman

Syllabus says all texts are required Buys every single book before classes start

Syllabus says all texts are required Buys every single book before classes start  College Freshman

Fails one class Drops out

Fails one class Drops out  College Freshman

Needs to Remember A Few formulas Tries to check answers.com during test

Needs to Remember A Few formulas Tries to check answers.com during test  College Freshman

Bangs a chick downtown marries her

Bangs a chick downtown marries her  College Freshman

"Yeah i love a good beer!" has only ever had pisswater natty light

Dude, I thought the clitoris was inside the vagina

Dude, I thought the clitoris was inside the vagina  College Freshman

"Im gonna live off of Ramen when I get to college" Gets McDonald's Every night

Spends all of his meal plan money at the grove

Spends all of his meal plan money at the grove  College Freshman

"I'm sick, going to pat walker." 1993 - 2012

$25 giftcard to school store if you fill out this survey Spends 45 minutes filling out survey

$25 giftcard to school store if you fill out this survey Spends 45 minutes filling out survey  College Freshman
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