College Freshman

"god commanded his people to be circumsized" then how do jewish people have kids?

Fancy degree, TFA, americorps. job hunting still too hard. ride bike 4000 miles instead

Fancy degree, TFA, americorps.  job hunting still too hard. ride bike 4000 miles instead  College Freshman

discovers 9gag makes stupid unfunny memes

discovers 9gag makes stupid unfunny memes  College Freshman

"I found this awesome 'pitt memes' page!" "reddit? never heard of it..."

"Haha you know what would be funny?" "we should make a meme page for our school!"

says he's broke gets $5 starbucks coffee, kegs, weed, gas, cell phone bill, modern warfare, xbox live, new hoodie, new backpack, 12 condoms, food, more condoms, another keg, new shoes, beats, haircut, subway, more starbucks.

says he's broke gets $5 starbucks coffee, kegs, weed, gas, cell phone bill, modern warfare, xbox live, new hoodie, new backpack, 12 condoms, food, more condoms, another keg, new shoes, beats, haircut, subway, more starbucks.  College Freshman

First night in the dorms "Are we allowed to leave after midnight?"

First night in the dorms

Bangs a chick downtown marries her

Bangs a chick downtown marries her  College Freshman

"Yeah i love a good beer!" has only ever had pisswater natty light

meet hot australian exchange student try and hook up with her all semester

meet hot australian exchange student try and hook up with her all semester  College Freshman
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