College Freshman

learns new big word won't stop using it

learns new big word won't stop using it  College Freshman

3 Bob Marley posters in dorm Favorite Bob Marley song is Don't Worry Be Happy

3 Bob Marley posters in dorm Favorite Bob Marley song is Don't Worry Be Happy   College Freshman

Exchanges skype ID with half of his high school. Skypes once.

Exchanges skype ID with half of his high school. Skypes once.  College Freshman

"derpism is obvious best social system. only total idiots don't believe in derpism." didnt know what derpism was until last week

Becomes sophomore next year Looks down on freshmen.

Becomes sophomore next year Looks down on freshmen.  College Freshman

Talks constantly about how much he can drink 4 beers and passes out

Talks constantly about how much he can drink 4 beers and passes out  College Freshman

Asks for Registration help worried about professors for the easiest classes he'll ever take

Asks for Registration help worried about professors for the easiest classes he'll ever take  College Freshman

One pump Chump

 One pump Chump  College Freshman

Complains about pot brownie not kicking in yet eats 2 more

Complains about pot brownie not kicking in yet eats 2 more  College Freshman

Has to fart in class accidentally shits in pants

Has to fart in class accidentally shits in pants  College Freshman
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