College Freshman

Aaron townsend did you keep the receipt for that haircut?

Aaron townsend did you keep the receipt for that haircut?  College Freshman

smokes weed for the first time. doesn't die.

smokes weed for the first time. doesn't die.  College Freshman

SHows up to class on first day wears letterman Jacket

SHows up to class on first day wears letterman Jacket  College Freshman

Gets new Macbook Pro For Christmas Dies

Gets new Macbook Pro For Christmas Dies  College Freshman

Goes to Mangia and doesn't get carded "I must look so old!"

Goes to Mangia and doesn't get carded

Goes to static web exam forgets laptop

Goes to static web exam forgets laptop  College Freshman

takes math class "selected answers in back of book!"

takes math class

Has to go to bathroom during lecture raises hand and asks to leave

Has to go to bathroom during lecture raises hand and asks to leave  College Freshman

Yeah dude I'm such a hipster now that i go to UPS has iphone, macbook, wears abercrombie

Yeah dude I'm such a hipster now that i go to UPS has iphone, macbook, wears abercrombie  College Freshman

"i never studied in high school, i got this" dies

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