College Freshman

"I've been living off of ramen noodles" lives with parents

Fire Alarm going off in DH Hill Pretends its not going off

Fire Alarm going off in DH Hill Pretends its not going off  College Freshman

Thinks he's wise and will never compromise Dies for these sins

Thinks he's wise and will never compromise Dies for these sins  College Freshman

"So glad to be out of that town" Goes home every weekend

complains about being broke all the time Orders out every night

complains about being broke all the time Orders out every night  College Freshman

Takes BME 140 Dies

Takes BME 140 Dies  College Freshman

Heard if you get hit by a car free tuition Dies

Heard if you get hit by a car free tuition Dies  College Freshman

goes to endicott party brings crackers

goes to endicott party brings crackers  College Freshman

Watches college orgies on redtube "Oh man I'm gonna get so much pussy"

Watches college orgies on redtube

buys six boxes of condoms never has sex

buys six boxes of condoms never has sex  College Freshman
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