College Freshman

Takes philosophy class constantly quotes cogito

Takes philosophy class constantly quotes cogito  College Freshman

This magic mushroom made me orgasm

This magic mushroom made me orgasm  College Freshman

Graduated from creighton prep cant wait to be your boss

Graduated from creighton prep cant wait to be your boss  College Freshman

Takes Econ 100 Explains new economic theory for trends in upvotes and downvotes in the market for karma

Takes Econ 100 Explains new economic theory  for trends in upvotes and downvotes in the market for karma  College Freshman

Says He Failed the exam... Gets 92%

Says He Failed the exam... Gets 92%  College Freshman

writes for the maroon "memes aren't funny"

writes for the maroon

I know everything there is to know about college Just started 2nd semester

I know everything there is to know about college Just started 2nd semester  College Freshman

wakes up at 3am just to shower alone

wakes up at 3am just to shower alone  College Freshman

Decides to skip 8:30AM class Can't fall back asleep due to overwhelming guilt

Decides to skip 8:30AM class  Can't fall back asleep due to overwhelming guilt  College Freshman

Buys Tickets from upperclassman gets scalped

Buys Tickets from upperclassman gets scalped  College Freshman
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