College Freshman

"yeah, i play guitar" wonderwall

Walks into class and notices everyone furiously studying FUCK.

Walks into class and notices everyone furiously studying FUCK.   College Freshman

Listens to music on phone Through speakerphone

Listens to music on phone Through speakerphone  College Freshman

Professor says to study 2 hours for every hour of class actually listens

Professor says to study 2 hours for every hour of class actually listens  College Freshman

Sees reading assignments in syllabus Reads

Sees reading assignments in syllabus Reads  College Freshman

Watch 30 minute video on internet become social activist

Watch 30 minute video on internet become social activist  College Freshman

presents a powerpoint all slides are animated

presents a powerpoint all slides are animated  College Freshman

watches "loose change" Now a 9/11 expert

watches

Raises Hand in lecture "When do we get report cards?"

Raises Hand in lecture

Smokes weed for the first time. Pukes and passes out butt naked.

Smokes weed for the first time. Pukes and passes out butt naked.   College Freshman
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