College Freshman

"i'm a vegetarian" potato chips and mcdonald's french fries

friday night "Yo dude were definitely getting our dicks wet this weekend"

friday night

Survives first semester Reconsiders college altogether

Survives first semester Reconsiders college altogether  College Freshman

Promises that he will study all day wakes up at 4pm and goes on reddit

Promises that he will study all day  wakes up at 4pm and goes on reddit  College Freshman

"Don't worry guys, I know my pot" Buys 2 grams of brick for $40

Claims his religion is Rastafarianism Doesn't believe in God

Claims his religion is Rastafarianism  Doesn't believe in God  College Freshman

Builds the linux kernel "Kernel Hacker!"

Builds the linux kernel

Works out for the first time last night Carries gallon of water to every class the following day.

Works out for the first time last night Carries gallon of water to every class the following day.  College Freshman

Watches Project X DIES

Watches Project X DIES  College Freshman

"That girl I'm hooking up with?" "Nah, she's not my girlfriend"

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