College Freshman

Come at me bro Wakes up 2 days later in a burlap sack by the river, naked

Come at me bro Wakes up 2 days later in a burlap sack by the river, naked  College Freshman

Gets new $2k Macbook pro for college skype machine

Gets new $2k Macbook pro for college skype machine  College Freshman

Hey guys I just found a new band: DEAD MAW FIVE

Hey guys I just found a new band: DEAD MAW FIVE  College Freshman

bud? Nah i dont drink beer

bud? Nah i dont drink beer  College Freshman

Disregard sleep acquire nothing

Disregard sleep acquire nothing  College Freshman

Sure, they have oak cask aged belgian ale but do they have Miller Lite?

Sure, they have oak cask aged belgian ale but do they have Miller Lite?  College Freshman

girl liked his status "SHE'S begging for the D bro"

girl liked his status

Boasts class is too easy Professor overhears and makes impossible midterm

Boasts class is too easy Professor overhears and makes impossible midterm  College Freshman

About to lose his virginity goes in to cardiac arrest. dies.

About to lose his virginity


 goes in to cardiac arrest. dies.  College Freshman

Listens to music while high "I swear this music was made to be listened to high, man"

Listens to music while high
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