College Freshman

First semester: Pre-Med Second semester: Creative Writing

First semester: Pre-Med Second semester: Creative Writing   College Freshman

Buys a brownie Loads a piece into bong

Buys a brownie Loads a piece into bong  College Freshman

Failed the first two exams If I get perfect scores on the rest, I can still get a C

Failed the first two exams If I get perfect scores on the rest, I can still get a C  College Freshman

Goes to first class Walks in through fire exit

Goes to first class Walks in through fire exit  College Freshman

COMPLAINS ABOUT THE ONE WEEKDAY OF CLASSES THAT GOES NONSTOP FROM 9 TO 5 TO HIS WORKING FRIENDS

COMPLAINS ABOUT THE ONE WEEKDAY OF CLASSES THAT GOES NONSTOP FROM 9 TO 5 TO HIS WORKING FRIENDS  College Freshman

shows up 5 min before class and expects to find a parking spot

 shows up 5 min before class and expects to find a parking spot  College Freshman

First time with brownies has panic attack and makes parents take him to the hospital

First time with brownies has panic attack and makes parents take him to the hospital  College Freshman

Enrolls in human sexuality thinks it will get him laid

Enrolls in human sexuality thinks it will get him laid  College Freshman

Interrupts professor to correct their spelling During 100 person lecture

Interrupts professor to correct their spelling During 100 person lecture  College Freshman

late to class runs

late to class runs  College Freshman
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