College Freshman

"You've probably never heard of my favorite band." "It's this new indie band called Mumford & Sons."

Hates rival college with a passion Didn't know rivalry existed until a week ago

Hates rival college with a passion Didn't know rivalry existed until a week ago  College Freshman

got "popular on the internet" dropped college to become celebrity

got

hey guys let me roll the blunt blunt looks like limp dick

hey guys let me roll the blunt blunt looks like limp dick  College Freshman

Actually gets high "That shit was definitely laced with cocaine or something."

Actually gets high

professor makes a generalization points out every exception possible

professor makes a generalization points out every exception possible  College Freshman

"I brought some bad ass dank to smoke" Schwag

Stressed about Finals Cleans Entire Apartment instead of studying.

Stressed about Finals Cleans Entire Apartment instead of studying.  College Freshman

Fails first test That's ok, my homework grade will be good

Fails first test That's ok, my homework grade will be good  College Freshman

First week of Psych 101 Diagnoses you

First week of Psych 101 Diagnoses you  College Freshman
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