College Freshman

watching a movie with the subtitles on can you turn the subtitles off, we can all hear it fine

watching a movie with the subtitles on can you turn the subtitles off, we can all hear it fine  College Freshman

"Hey man, hit it and quit it" Has never touched a girl

"Sorry I'm late for class" "I didn't hear the bell"

Hears alcohol brand mentioned in a rap song new favorite drink

Hears alcohol brand mentioned in a rap song new favorite drink  College Freshman

Miller lite is too heavy for me I prefer Keystone

Miller lite is too heavy for me I prefer Keystone  College Freshman

First day at college "I fucking love ultimate frisbee!"

First day at college

People smoked weed on his floor "dude I got such a contact high last night!"

People smoked weed on his floor

lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class friend requests you

lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class friend requests you  College Freshman

Asks question he already knows the answer to Trying to impress prof

Asks question he already knows the answer to  Trying to impress prof  College Freshman

eats an ounce of schwag pot brownies calls 911. rats everyone out and drops out of college.

eats an ounce of schwag pot brownies calls 911. rats everyone out and drops out of college.  College Freshman
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