College Freshman

Second day of class "Hey man, you're in my seat."

Second day of class

"I heard that if you get hit by a car at a campus crosswalk, the school pays your tuition." Dies

"the dining hall is great!" "I'll probably never get tired of eating there!"

Goes to college to learn about new cultures Joins a fraternity with 20 of his high school friends

Goes to college to learn about new cultures Joins a fraternity with 20 of his high school friends  College Freshman

Doesn't use his phone in lectures in case it gets confiscated

Doesn't use his phone in lectures in case it gets confiscated  College Freshman

You rolled your first joint last weekend? I hope you're okay! I rolled my ankle last year and it hurt like hell.

You rolled your first joint last weekend? I hope you're okay! I rolled my ankle last year and it hurt like hell.  College Freshman

hangs 20 beer signs in dorm only ever tasted miller lite

hangs 20 beer signs in dorm only ever tasted miller lite  College Freshman

"It's on me" pays with mom's visa

loses virginity in one-night stand Tells her he loves her

loses virginity in one-night stand Tells her he loves her  College Freshman

Boils water dies

Boils water dies  College Freshman
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