College Freshman

sees nude painting in Art 101 gets boner

sees nude painting in Art 101 gets boner  College Freshman

Takes intro computer science class Thinks he can hack CIA

Takes intro computer science class Thinks he can hack CIA  College Freshman

Tries to jump over table. Dies.

Tries to jump over table. Dies.   College Freshman

Drinks bottle of Vodka Puts water and highlighter in bottle, puts on shelf

Drinks bottle of Vodka Puts water and highlighter 
in bottle, puts on shelf  College Freshman

roomate is black ...fuck.

roomate is black ...fuck.  College Freshman

Raises hand during lecture says, "teacher?"

Raises hand during lecture says,

VOLUNTARILY ENROLLS IN ENGINEERING CLASSES BITCHES NON-STOP ABOUT HOW MUCH HARDER HIS CLASSES ARE THAN YOURS

VOLUNTARILY ENROLLS IN ENGINEERING CLASSES BITCHES NON-STOP ABOUT HOW MUCH HARDER HIS CLASSES ARE THAN YOURS  College Freshman

"Dude, I love Radiohead" Favorite song is Creep

gets handed a bowl full of resin "oh, this is the next level!"

gets handed a bowl full of resin

ask what his major is "bachelor of science"

ask what his major is
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