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So Jesus, You've come again? Yes, in your coffee. de nada

So Jesus, You've come again? Yes, in your coffee. de nada Coffee With Jesus
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You look like a Cartoon, Jesus. I´m not about my looks, it´s all about my sayings. But Jesus, all you say is what I write! Yeah, damn thing, its always been like that. You´ve got brains, figure it out and tell me what to do.

You look like a Cartoon, Jesus. I´m not about my looks, it´s all about my sayings. But Jesus, all you say is what I write! Yeah, damn thing, its always been like that. You´ve got brains, figure it out and tell me what to do. Coffee With Jesus
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Where do you see yourself in a few years? Up in Heaven, being your Lord and Savior. So you're not looking for a long term relationship? As long as it takes me to roto-root your ass and cum on your face, bitch!

Where do you see yourself in a few years? Up in Heaven, being your Lord and Savior. So you're not looking for a long term relationship? As long as it takes me to roto-root your ass and cum on your face, bitch! Coffee With Jesus
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So you're from the Middle East? Yep. You look Northern European. I was made in man's image, not in the image of some towel-headed sand-monkey.

So you're from the Middle East? Yep. You look Northern European. I was made in man's image, not in the image of some towel-headed sand-monkey. Coffee With Jesus
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Hi, my name is "Coffee." Hi Coffee, I'm Jesus. Now I'm with you. You are indeed Coffee With Jesus.

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So what's your favorite costume for Halloween? Zombie Is that because you died and came back? No, it's because I want to crack your skull open and eat your fucking brains!

So what's your favorite costume for Halloween? Zombie Is that because you died and came back? No, it's because I want to crack your skull open and eat your fucking brains! Coffee With Jesus
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What's the best part about Heaven? Her ample breasts and her booty that just won't stop. What does that have to do with Heaven? Sorry, I thought you asked about your mom.

What's the best part about Heaven? Her ample breasts and her booty that just won't stop. What does that have to do with Heaven? Sorry, I thought you asked about your mom. Coffee With Jesus
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So are you getting excited about your birthday coming up? Oh yeah, it's gonna be off the hook. What do you have planned? Muhammad and I are gonna raise some hookers from the dead and fuck their brains out.... literally!

So are you getting excited about your birthday coming up? Oh yeah, it's gonna be off the hook. What do you have planned? Muhammad and I are gonna raise some hookers from the dead and fuck their brains out.... literally! Coffee With Jesus
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Jesus when did you start wearing a suit? Decided to put an end to the homeless look huh? Yo know Shelley, men can take pride in their image just as much as women Oh my, hahaha. Look at you Jesus, acting like you can pull off expensive things You're such a

Jesus when did you start wearing a suit? Decided to put an end to the homeless look huh? Yo know Shelley, men can take pride in their image just as much as women Oh my, hahaha. Look at you Jesus, acting like you can pull off expensive things You're such a Coffee With Jesus
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