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Say... What? I brought you a burrito! Aburrido.

Say... What? I brought you a burrito! Aburrido. Coffee With Jesus
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Thank you, Jesus for waking me up this morning! I didn't wake you up, Martha. Your alarm clock did. Oh.. I rarely sovereignly wake people up. And when I do, it's usually like 2AM.

Thank you, Jesus for waking me up this morning! I didn't wake you up, Martha. Your alarm clock did. Oh.. I rarely sovereignly wake people up. And when I do, it's usually like 2AM. Coffee With Jesus
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So you're from the Middle East? Yep. You look Northern European. Look, my past is complicated. My real dad was never around, my girlfriend was a prostitute, and my best friend betrayed me. Let's talk about how good my cock would fit up your ass!

So you're from the Middle East? Yep. You look Northern European. Look, my past is complicated. My real dad was never around, my girlfriend was a prostitute, and my best friend betrayed me. Let's talk about how good my cock would fit up your ass! Coffee With Jesus
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We've heard a lot of rumours, how do you feel about homosexuality? How do you feel about a cock in your ass? I'm down with that. Exactly.

We've heard a lot of rumours, how do you feel about homosexuality? How do you feel about a cock in your ass? I'm down with that. Exactly. Coffee With Jesus
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So how do you take your coffee? Black Like your men? Of course.

So how do you take your coffee? Black Like your men? Of course. Coffee With Jesus
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Are you excited about the New Year? I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. Any plans? I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

Are you excited about the New Year? I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. Any plans? I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. Coffee With Jesus
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So have you ever "experimented" with men before? Once... it was a group thing. A group thing? Do tell... Some guys tied me up and took turns nailing me. They left me to die in a cave. It was over two centuries ago, but I still have nightmares from it.

So have you ever
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Take your blouse off. What? Boobies for Jesus.

Take your blouse off. What? Boobies for Jesus. Coffee With Jesus
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So tell me about your parents. My dad was a guy named Yahweh. He impregnated my mom without her knowing about it. She didn't consent? Sounds like rape. Oh yeah, it was motha-fucking rape.

So tell me about your parents. My dad was a guy named Yahweh. He impregnated my mom without her knowing about it. She didn't consent? Sounds like rape. Oh yeah, it was motha-fucking rape. Coffee With Jesus
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Shit? Shit! Shit?! Shit!!

Shit? Shit! Shit?! Shit!! Coffee With Jesus
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