Clean Sheen

"I expose people to magic." Otherwise known on Earth as large amounts of drugs.

I gave up a $2,000,000 per episode job... to write exam papers

I gave up a $2,000,000 per episode job... to write exam papers  Clean Sheen

i bought an 8-ball to replace the one i chipped in my billiards set

i bought an 8-ball to replace the one i chipped in my billiards set  Clean Sheen

snorting my allergy medicine

snorting my allergy medicine  Clean Sheen

"How much coke can Charlie Sheen do?" "Enough to kill two and half men."

Women console each other saying, "Men are dogs." Dogs like to cuddle, come running when you call, and Listen to you talk for hours on end.

Women console each other saying,

yOU SEE ME i vote JOHN DE nUGENT!

yOU SEE ME i vote JOHN DE nUGENT!  Clean Sheen

Duh, winning isn't everything. it's how you play the game!

Duh, winning isn't everything. it's how you play the game!  Clean Sheen

I always say The cheaper the better when it comes to choosing a cell phone carrier

I always say The cheaper the better  when it comes to choosing a cell phone carrier  Clean Sheen

get in the closet! america's not ready to accept your sexuality, tom cruise!

get in the closet! america's not ready to accept your sexuality, tom cruise!  Clean Sheen
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