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Once a month I have sex with all the women in the world as a result they bleed for 5 days

Once a month I have sex with all the women in the world as a result they bleed for 5 days Chuck Norris
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When Chuck enters a bid buttons only say "won"

When Chuck enters a bid buttons only say
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Chuck Norris uses Prism to surveil the nsa

Chuck Norris uses Prism to surveil the nsa Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris He got bit by a king cobra After five days of pain and suffering the cobra died

Chuck Norris He got bit by a king cobra After five days of pain and suffering the cobra died Chuck Norris
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Jesus can walk on water But I can swim on land

Jesus can walk on water But I can swim on land Chuck Norris
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Why are there no signs of life on Mars? i vacationed there last spring

Why are there no signs of life on Mars? i vacationed there last spring Chuck Norris
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Meteor Crater in Arizona was made when Chuck Norris snorted derisively at some opponent. All other hills and mountains in the state are the fallout from the subsequent roundhouse kick.

Meteor Crater in Arizona was made when Chuck Norris snorted derisively at some opponent. All other hills and mountains in the state are the fallout from the subsequent roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris
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Communist are red, patriots are blue If you hate freedom fuck you

Communist are red, patriots are blue If you hate freedom fuck you Chuck Norris
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Stop bitching around, Kim Jong Un Or we'll send "Him" to North Korea!

Stop bitching around, Kim Jong Un Or we'll send
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Chuck norris can downvote On facebook

Chuck norris can downvote On facebook Chuck Norris
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