Chuck Norris

ONCE i fingered a girl she had a kid and called him "Jesus Christ"

ONCE i fingered a girl she had a kid and called him

survival of the fittest I don't adapt to my environment, my enviroment adapts to me.

survival of the fittest I don't adapt to my environment, my enviroment adapts to me.  Chuck Norris

DRINKS VODKA VODKA GET DRUNK

DRINKS VODKA VODKA GET DRUNK  Chuck Norris

chuck norris jogou uma granada e matou 500 pessoas depois a granada explodiu www.hqmemes.tk

chuck norris jogou uma granada e matou 500 pessoas depois a granada explodiu www.hqmemes.tk  Chuck Norris

Chuck norris doesnt always drink beer But when he does, he gets the Dos Equis guy to serve him.

Chuck norris doesnt always drink beer But when he does, he gets the Dos Equis guy to serve him.  Chuck Norris

I can cut through a hot knife... with butter

I can cut through a hot knife... with butter  Chuck Norris

M2ngin slender man-i slender kardab mind

M2ngin slender man-i  slender kardab mind  Chuck Norris

My daughter lost her virginity i got it back

My daughter lost her virginity i got it back  Chuck Norris

When you die, you see Satan When Satan dies, he sees Chuck Norris!

When you die, you see Satan When Satan dies, he sees Chuck Norris!  Chuck Norris

Challenged Superman to arm wrestling loser had to wear their underwear outside of their pants

Challenged Superman to arm wrestling loser had to wear their underwear outside of their pants  Chuck Norris
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