Christian Mama Llama

Son's bedtime is 10:00 In 11th grade

Son's bedtime is 10:00 In 11th grade  Christian Mama Llama

Women shoulld feel empowered by god to be allowed a husband

Women shoulld feel empowered by god to be allowed a husband  Christian Mama Llama

Angry? Think- What would Jesus do?

Angry?  Think- What would Jesus do?  Christian Mama Llama

got the good parking space prayer works!

got the good parking space prayer works!  Christian Mama Llama

"Thou shalt not lie" Tells children Santa and the Easter Bunny are real

didn't win lottery must not have prayed hard enough

didn't win lottery must not have prayed hard enough  Christian Mama Llama

tells kids how proud she is of them reminds them every sunday that they are still going to hell

tells kids how proud she is of them reminds them every sunday that they are still going to hell  Christian Mama Llama

tells children bible stories of patricide, torture, war, crucifixion, and genocide power rangers? too violent!

tells children bible stories of patricide, torture, war, crucifixion, and genocide power rangers? too violent!  Christian Mama Llama

loves you enough to tell you you're going to hell

loves you enough to tell you you're going to hell  Christian Mama Llama

If we came from monkeys Why doesn't anybody give birth to monkeys today?

If we came from monkeys Why doesn't anybody give birth to monkeys today?  Christian Mama Llama
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