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TELL A CHEMESTRY JOKE? flouride uranium carbon potassium, thorium astatine,

TELL A CHEMESTRY JOKE? flouride uranium carbon  potassium, thorium astatine,   Chemistry Cat

Neutron wants to pay tab; bartender says: For you, no charge!

Neutron wants to pay tab; bartender says: For you, no charge!  Chemistry Cat

How To Tell Chemists From Non-Chemists: 1. Ask them to describe a mole. 2. Ask them to pronounce the word "unionized." 3. Chemists wash their hands before going to the bathroom.

How To Tell Chemists From Non-Chemists:
1. Ask them to describe a mole.
2. Ask them to pronounce the word

Why do chemists love nitrates? They're cheaper than day rates

Why do chemists love nitrates? They're cheaper than day rates  Chemistry Cat

Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti ful

Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti ful  Chemistry Cat

when you mix arsenic with fire it makes a purrrrrrfect combination

when you mix arsenic with fire it makes a purrrrrrfect combination  Chemistry Cat

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? a knife

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? a knife  Chemistry Cat

I find your increased levels of Copper and Tellurium appealing. CuTe

I find your increased levels of Copper and Tellurium appealing. CuTe  Chemistry Cat

A proton walks into a bar and asks the bartender if anyone has turned in a set of keys. The bartender asks, "Are you sure you left them here?" "Yes," replied the proton. "I'm positive."

A proton walks into a bar and asks the bartender if anyone has turned in a set of keys. The bartender asks,

What did the bromine say when it opened the freezer? Br

What did the bromine say when it opened the freezer? Br  Chemistry Cat
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