Captain Hindsight

If you wanted a career You shouldn't have majored in Art History

If you wanted a career You shouldn't have majored in Art History  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to be woken up by me in the middle of the night you shouldn't have cocooned yourself with all of the blankets

If you didn't want to be woken up by me in the middle of the night you shouldn't have cocooned yourself with all of the blankets   Captain Hindsight

if you don't want every girl I meet to hate you you should have never slept with all of their boyfriends

if you don't want every girl I meet to hate you you should have never slept with all of their boyfriends  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to enjoy reddit you shouldn't have gone to r/spacedicks

If you wanted to enjoy reddit  you shouldn't have gone to r/spacedicks  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to avoid women Go to RPI, it's paradise

if you wanted to avoid women Go to RPI, it's paradise  Captain Hindsight

If Gary Speed didn't kill himself He would still be alive, and no one would care

If Gary Speed didn't kill himself He would still be alive, and no one would care  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your cousin to get shot He shouldn't have been a fucking gang member

if you didn't want your cousin to get shot He shouldn't have been a fucking gang member  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted your boyfriend to buy you something you shouldn't have been such a raging bitch

if you wanted your boyfriend to buy you something you shouldn't have been such a raging bitch  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to hear me complain about my day you shouldn't have asked me how my day was

if you didn't want to hear me complain about my day you shouldn't have asked me how my day was  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to get a job that pays well you should never have gone to slu

if you wanted to get a job that pays well you should never have gone to slu  Captain Hindsight
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