Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to vomit you should have eaten at the galley instead

If you didn't want to vomit you should have eaten at the galley instead  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want someone to catch you masturbating you should have locked the door

If you didn't want someone to catch you masturbating you should have locked the door  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted 20:20 foresight you shouldn't have given your hindsight the better glasses

If you wanted 20:20 foresight you shouldn't have given your hindsight the better glasses  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to masterbate to your sexy pictures you shouldn't have posted them on facebook

if you didn't want me to masterbate to your sexy pictures you shouldn't have posted them on facebook  Captain Hindsight

"The Church has an obligation to cooperate with the requirements of civil law regarding the reporting of such crimes" -Cardinal William Levada- Translation: Hey guys, did you hear the news? We're supposed to obey the law...now

If you wanted me to work tonight You should have given me more than 5 minutes notice

If you wanted me to work tonight You should have given me more than 5 minutes notice  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to be a hipster you should have done it before it was popular

if you wanted to be a hipster you should have done it before it was popular  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your army of magic warriors to cut people in half You shouldn't have given them laser swords

if you didn't want your army of magic warriors to cut people in half You shouldn't have given them laser swords  Captain Hindsight

If you don't like killing innocent people you should not have joined a cult that kills innocent people

If you don't like killing innocent people you should not have joined a cult that kills innocent people  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to go on a second date you shouldn't have worn sweat pants on the first date

if you wanted to go on a second date you shouldn't have worn sweat pants on the first date  Captain Hindsight
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