Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to jog without dodging pedestrians you shouldn't have jogged in harvard square

If you wanted to jog without dodging pedestrians you shouldn't have jogged in harvard square  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want guys to stare at your ass you should never have worn tight pants

if you didn't want guys to stare at your ass you should never have worn tight pants  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want the waiters to sing happy birthday you should have never told them it was your birthday!

If you didn't want the waiters to sing happy birthday you should have never told them it was your birthday!  Captain Hindsight

If you really want to make your exit you shouldn't cut into the right lane at the last minute

If you really want to make your exit you shouldn't cut into the right lane at the last minute   Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to stay with me You shouldn't have cheated on me a second time after i made the mistake of forgiving you the first.

If you wanted to stay with me You shouldn't have cheated on me a second time after i made the mistake of forgiving you the first.  Captain Hindsight

If your cat wanted to stay inside she shouldn't have meowed to go out

If your cat wanted to stay inside she shouldn't have meowed to go out  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted me to help with disciplining the children you shouldn't have undercut my authority for the last 3 years

If you wanted me to help with disciplining the children you shouldn't have undercut my authority for the last 3 years  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to do stupid things You shouldn't have drank Smirnoff vodka

If you didn't want to do stupid things You shouldn't have drank Smirnoff vodka  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to have burns in your carpet you shouldn't have let your drunk asshole friend try to flip the coals

if you didn't want to have burns in your carpet you shouldn't have let your drunk asshole friend try to flip the coals  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to have a party with alcohol and not get caught you shoundnt have told all the retards to come

If you wanted to have a party with alcohol and not get caught you shoundnt have told all the retards to come  Captain Hindsight
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