Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to be called a racist You should have never used the N-word

If you didn't want to be called a racist You should have never used the      N-word  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to play with my food you shouldn't have bought food shaped like animals

if you didn't want me to play with my food you shouldn't have bought food shaped like animals  Captain Hindsight

If you try to buy beer after 8pm on a Friday night You're going to have a bad time

If you try to buy beer after 8pm on a Friday night You're going to have a bad time  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to turn out atheist You shouldn't have told me about dinosaurs when I was five

If you didn't want me to turn out atheist You shouldn't have told me about dinosaurs when I was five  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to wake up with puke next to you you shouldn't have drank so much last night

if you didn't want to wake up with puke next to you you shouldn't have drank so much last night  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to go mid You shouldn't have chosen ahri

if you didn't want to go mid You shouldn't have chosen ahri   Captain Hindsight

If you really wanted to hire me you shouldn't have drug tested me on 4/19

If you really wanted to hire me you shouldn't have drug tested me on 4/19  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want Mario to get into your airship you shouldn't have put so many platforms on it

if you didn't want Mario to get into your airship you shouldn't have put so many platforms on it  Captain Hindsight

If you're never going to get over your ex-boyfriend then you should have never dumped him

If you're never going to get over your ex-boyfriend then you should have never dumped him  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want people staring at your tits you shouldn't have gotten implants

if you didn't want people staring at your tits you shouldn't have gotten implants  Captain Hindsight
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