Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be a disgusting land whale you shouldn't have eaten all that junk food

if you didn't want to be a disgusting land whale you shouldn't have eaten all that junk food  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to vomit you shouldn't have had so many shots

if you didn't want to vomit you shouldn't have had so many shots  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to check out your ass You shouldn't have worn yoga pants

If you didn't want me to check out your ass You shouldn't have worn yoga pants  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your stuff thrown out you should've picked your shit up

if you didn't want your stuff thrown out you should've picked your shit up  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to get a bath you shouldn't have rolled in your own crap

If you didn't want 
to get a bath you shouldn't have rolled in your own crap  Captain Hindsight

if you don't want your robins to die you shouldn't hire teenagers to be vigilantes

if you don't want your robins to die you shouldn't hire teenagers to be vigilantes  Captain Hindsight

IF you want to have a meaningful relationship don't try to fuck her the second you meet her

IF you want to have a meaningful relationship don't try to fuck her the second you meet her  Captain Hindsight

IF YOU WANTED TO AVOID INTERNET DRAMA YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PARTICIPATED IN AN ONLINE REALITY SHOW

IF YOU WANTED TO AVOID INTERNET DRAMA YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PARTICIPATED IN AN ONLINE REALITY SHOW  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want your belly to be rubbed you shouldn't have rolled onto your back

If you didn't want your belly to be rubbed you shouldn't have rolled onto your back
  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to have money you should have never started smoking

If you wanted to have money you should have never started smoking  Captain Hindsight
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