Captain Hindsight

If you wake up at 8am and it's already 75 degrees outside you're gonna have a bad time

If you wake up at 8am and it's already 75 degrees outside you're gonna have a bad time  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want children to eat Play-Doh you should not have never made it look like food

if you didn't want children to eat Play-Doh you should not have never made it look like food  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted everyone to understand what your degree is you should have never taken Human Sciences

if you wanted everyone to understand what your degree is you should have never taken Human Sciences  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want it in your eye you shouldn't have pulled away at the end.

if you didn't want it in your eye you shouldn't have pulled away at the end.   Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to go dry you shouldn't have smoked all your weed

if you didn't want to go dry you shouldn't have smoked all your weed  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want health inspectors at your public event then you shouldn't have advertised it as a public event!

If you didn't want health inspectors at your public event then you shouldn't have advertised it as a public event!  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want the cops to catch you with pot You shouldn't have been stupid enough to bring it on campus

If you didn't want the cops to catch you with pot  You shouldn't have been stupid enough to bring it on campus  Captain Hindsight

If you thought two bombs and your dramatic deaths would change america you're gonna have a bad time

If you thought two bombs and your dramatic deaths would change america you're gonna have a bad time   Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to look at your breasts You shouldn't have worn such provoking clothes

If you didn't want me to look at your breasts You shouldn't have worn such provoking clothes  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to get pooped on You shouldn't have gone outside during lunch

If you didn't want to get pooped on You shouldn't have gone outside during lunch  Captain Hindsight
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