Captain Hindsight

if you wanted potential employers to contact you you shouldn't have mistyped your phone number in your resume

if you wanted potential employers to contact you you shouldn't have mistyped your phone number in your resume  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to not drown You shouldn't have taken a shortcut through the aqueduct

If you wanted to not drown You shouldn't have taken a shortcut through the aqueduct  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be friendzoned you shouldn't have been such a pussy

if you didn't want to be friendzoned you shouldn't have been such a pussy  Captain Hindsight

IF you don't feel comfortable seeing a penis YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BECOME A NURSE

IF you don't feel comfortable seeing a penis YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE 
BECOME A NURSE  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want accidental anal you shouldn't have put your vagina so close to your asshole

If you didn't want accidental anal you shouldn't have put your vagina so close to your asshole  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to run the vacuum cleaner You shouldn't have tracked litter everywhere

if you didn't want me to run the vacuum cleaner You shouldn't have tracked litter everywhere  Captain Hindsight

Used to teach math but they needed someone to teach ultimate frisbee

Used to teach math but they needed someone to teach ultimate frisbee  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to be executed for something stupid, you shouldn't have traveled to North Korea.

If you didn't want to be executed for something stupid, you shouldn't have traveled to North Korea.  Captain Hindsight

If you did not want to show gore, you shouldn't have shown a tarantino movie

If you did not want to show gore, you shouldn't have shown a tarantino movie  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to accomplish your new years resolution you should never have made it so outrageous

if you wanted to accomplish your new years resolution you should never have made it so outrageous    Captain Hindsight
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