Big Girl Party

HEY GIRLS! Tequila = Beer Goggles!

HEY GIRLS! Tequila = Beer Goggles!  Big Girl Party

Girls Colonel Sanders has arrived!

Girls Colonel Sanders has arrived!  Big Girl Party

Only losers try to improve themselves

Only losers try to improve themselves   Big Girl Party

Complains about small penii "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

Complains about small penii

We found love in a hopeless place Produce aisle

We found love in a hopeless place Produce aisle  Big Girl Party

I wish people would stay out of my business gossipmonger

I wish people would stay out of my business gossipmonger  Big Girl Party

Girls, They've found a cure for diabetes!

Girls, They've found a cure for diabetes!  Big Girl Party

Loud and proud sentient farts

Loud and proud  sentient farts  Big Girl Party

"FAT CHICKS GIVE GREAT BLOWJOBS!" Only because they HAVE to

Lookout boys, I'm a heartbreaker! has worn out 4 pacemakers

Lookout boys, I'm a heartbreaker! has worn out 4 pacemakers  Big Girl Party
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