Bender The Magnificent

Life can be hilariously cruel he he he

Life can be hilariously cruel he he he  Bender The Magnificent

i'll start my own wallpaper, with blackjack and hookers! in fact, forget the blackjack and the wallpaper!

i'll start my own wallpaper, with blackjack and hookers! in fact, forget the blackjack and the wallpaper!  Bender The Magnificent

I don't want anyone to think we're robosexual or anything so if anyone asks, you're my debugger

I don't want anyone to think we're robosexual or anything so if anyone asks, you're my debugger  Bender The Magnificent

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere...  and I thought I saw a two  Bender The Magnificent

met douchebag steve, the guy's ok but he didn't have a lot of money in his wallet

met douchebag steve, the guy's ok but he didn't have a lot of money in his wallet  Bender The Magnificent

i'll start my own Facebook with blackjack and hookers

i'll start my own Facebook  with blackjack and hookers  Bender The Magnificent

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion.  The X makes it sound cool  Bender The Magnificent

i'd steal your wallet but your face is too ugly

i'd steal your wallet but your face is too ugly  Bender The Magnificent

this planet would be great without the humans

this planet would be great without the humans  Bender The Magnificent

an era of oppression is over let a new wave of tyranny begin

an era of oppression is over let a new wave of tyranny begin  Bender The Magnificent
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