Bear Grylls

Just had a stroke. Better piss drink my own.

Just had a stroke. Better piss drink my own.  Bear Grylls

No Water Keg better drink my own piss

No Water Keg better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

Soda causes cancer better drink my piss

Soda causes cancer better drink my piss  Bear Grylls

She tastes like... rusty tuna

She tastes like... rusty tuna  Bear Grylls

out of Dr. Pepper Better suck my own dick.

out of Dr. Pepper Better suck my own dick.  Bear Grylls

When life gives you lemons Drink your own piss.

When life gives you lemons Drink your own piss.  Bear Grylls

Ice storm, can't leave dorms to find food Better drink my own piss

Ice storm, can't leave dorms to find food Better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

Got rejected by a girl? Better go jerk off in the woods.

Got rejected by a girl? Better go jerk off in the woods.  Bear Grylls

Dubstep Bananas Better drink my piss Caption 3 goes here

Dubstep Bananas Better drink my piss Caption 3 goes here  Bear Grylls

Snow cone? Good thing I brought my own flavoring

Snow cone? Good thing I brought my own flavoring  Bear Grylls
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