Bear Grylls

"AND SO I BEGINS! THE GREATEST SHIT STORM OF OUR TIME!" yes!!! TIME TO CELEBRATE! THE PISS IS ON ME guys!

A real man loves his woman every day of the month

A real man loves his woman every day of the month  Bear Grylls

Roads? where we're going we don't need roads

Roads? where we're going we don't need roads  Bear Grylls

A fake man About as real as anything else you'll see on TV

A fake man About as real as anything else you'll see on TV  Bear Grylls

Out of own piss Better drink someone else's

Out of own piss Better drink someone else's  Bear Grylls

Drink chuck norris's piss become world renowned survival expert overnight

Drink chuck norris's piss become world renowned survival expert overnight  Bear Grylls

Getting thirsty Better clean my toilet.

Getting thirsty Better clean my toilet.  Bear Grylls

save water better drink my own piss

save water better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

RC cola only thing left in soda machine Better drink my own piss

RC cola only thing left in soda machine Better drink my
own piss  Bear Grylls

Got a great deal on airfare to madagascar Free drinks the whole flight

Got a great deal on airfare to madagascar Free drinks the whole flight  Bear Grylls
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