Bear Grylls

Hey look an obvious source of water Better Drink My Own Piss!

Hey look an obvious source of water Better Drink My Own Piss!  Bear Grylls

swallowed a jellyfish better drink my own piss

swallowed a jellyfish better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

Zombies ate my whole family Better drink my own piss

Zombies ate my whole family Better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

I googled "How to cure writer's block." It said to "go to a different location."

I googled

Hurt my pinky and ring fingers better drink my own piss

Hurt my pinky and ring fingers better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

Coffee machine is broken better drink my own piss

Coffee machine is broken better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

national geographic shut off better drink my own piss

national geographic shut off better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

what?! sANTA IS THAT YOU?!

what?! sANTA IS THAT YOU?!  Bear Grylls

Enemy spy coming Better throw my own piss

Enemy spy coming Better throw my own piss  Bear Grylls

If only she would have listened about sharing body heat I wouldn't be making love to a cold dead body.

If only she would have listened about sharing body heat I wouldn't be making love to a cold dead body.  Bear Grylls
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