Bear Grylls

can't find a parking space for miles better drink my own piss

can't find a parking space for miles better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

Showed up to a party: all they have is Keystone for beer pong Better drink my own piss

Showed up to a party: all they have is Keystone for beer pong Better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

When I see a hair in my food at a restaurant I take it out and keep eating

When I see a hair in my food at a restaurant I take it out and keep eating  Bear Grylls

I don't always find camel carcasses but when I do, i crawl inside them

I don't always find camel carcasses but when I do, i crawl inside them  Bear Grylls

it looks like an eskimo is in danger far in the distance Better drink my own piss

it looks like an eskimo is in danger far in the distance Better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

Rain clouds are coming... Better skin a sheep and use it as a sleeping bag

Rain clouds are coming... Better skin a sheep and use it as a sleeping bag  Bear Grylls

lemonade snow cone I prefer piss

lemonade snow cone
 I prefer piss  Bear Grylls

Got fired from Discovery Time to crack open a fresh bottle of piss

Got fired from Discovery Time to crack open a fresh bottle of piss  Bear Grylls

Got fired from the discovery channel better drink my own piss

Got fired from the discovery channel  better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

STINKS LIKE A FAKE BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

STINKS LIKE A FAKE BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS  Bear Grylls
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