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Bad Pick-up line Paul

Did you grow up on a rooster farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock

Did you grow up on a rooster farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Did you get those pants on sale? Because I bet I could get them 100% off

Did you get those pants on sale? Because I bet I could get them 100% off Bad Pick-up line Paul
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I bet you always have at least one fly following you because baby, you're the SHIT!

I bet you always have at least one fly following you because baby, you're the SHIT! Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Are YOU A baker? Because you just made my banana cream.

Are YOU A baker? Because you just made my banana cream. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Damn, That ass is so tight That when you fart I bet only dogs hear it.

Damn, That ass is so tight That when you fart I bet only dogs hear it. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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You remind me of my pinky toe Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight

You remind me of my pinky toe Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight Bad Pick-up line Paul
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You don't need makeup plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays

You don't need makeup plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Hey there, Would you like to go out to dinner sometime?

Hey there, Would you like to go out to dinner sometime? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Hey girl, your MHC is different, T&A nubile, and WHR ripe... ...so let's have an EPC ASAP.

Hey girl, your MHC is different, T&A nubile, and WHR ripe... ...so let's have an EPC ASAP. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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You must be an angel Because you look like a dead person

You must be an angel Because you look like a dead person Bad Pick-up line Paul
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