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Bad Pick-up line Paul

Are you a Geologist? Because you've got me rock hard.

Are you a Geologist? Because you've got me rock hard. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Did you just fart baby? 'Cause you blew me away

Did you just fart baby? 'Cause you blew me away Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Nice shoes. They'd look better in my pants.

Nice shoes. They'd look better in my pants. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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roses are red, violets are blue i'll fuck you with a rake

roses are red, violets are blue i'll fuck you with a rake Bad Pick-up line Paul
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If being sexy was a crime You would be in for a long legal battle

If being sexy was a crime You would be in for a long legal battle Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Did you fall from heaven because your face is fucked

Did you fall from heaven because your face is fucked Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Want to guess how I know we're having sex tonight? Because I'm stronger then you!

Want to guess how I know we're having sex tonight? Because I'm stronger then you! Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me?

Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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is your family in the pasta business? because you've got angel hair

is your family in the pasta business? because you've got angel hair Bad Pick-up line Paul
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