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Bad Pick-up line Paul

I'm a Narcissist so you'll have to wear this replica mask of my face if we do it

I'm a Narcissist so you'll have to wear this replica mask of my face if we do it Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because the facial reconstructive surgery went really well

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because the facial reconstructive surgery went really well Bad Pick-up line Paul
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You must be a championship bass because I can't decide if I should mount you or eat you.

You must be a championship bass because I can't decide if I should mount you or eat you. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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I'm a doctor Would you like a free pap Smear?

I'm a doctor Would you like a free pap Smear? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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You have a nice ass can i wipe it for you?

You have a nice ass can i wipe it for you? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you I’d be coming too.

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you I’d be coming too. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Excuse Me miss Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

Excuse Me miss Does this napkin smell like chloroform? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because there is a strange bulge.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because there is a strange bulge. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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how do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

how do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? MY DICK IS MADE OF MARSHMELLOWS

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? MY DICK IS MADE OF MARSHMELLOWS Bad Pick-up line Paul
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