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Hey, Are we related? Do you want to be?

Hey, Are we related? Do you want to be?  Bad Pick-up line Paul

my car battery died can you try to jump start my cock

my car battery died can you try to jump start my cock  Bad Pick-up line Paul

are you looking for commitment? i'm willing to quit my job to bang you 22 hours straight and let you suck my cock for the rest of the day

are you looking for commitment? i'm willing to quit my job to bang you 22 hours straight and let you suck my cock for the rest of the day  Bad Pick-up line Paul

IF YOU WERE A CAR I WOULD REAR-END YOU

IF YOU WERE A CAR I WOULD REAR-END YOU  Bad Pick-up line Paul

are you from tennessee? Because your parents are total rednecks.

are you from tennessee? Because your parents are total rednecks.  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Nice pants They'd look better on my bedroom floor.

Nice pants They'd look better on my bedroom floor.  Bad Pick-up line Paul

You must have diarrhea cause you just blew me away

You must have diarrhea cause you just blew me away  Bad Pick-up line Paul

I like your boobies, in your shirt. please let me show you my penis.

I like your boobies, in your shirt. please let me show you my penis.  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Do you like bacon? wanna strip?

Do you like bacon? wanna strip?  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?  Bad Pick-up line Paul
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