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HEY! Can I borrow 10 bucks?

HEY! Can I borrow 10 bucks?  Bad Pick-up line Paul

WHAT WINKS AND FUCKS LIKE A TIGER? ;)

WHAT WINKS AND FUCKS LIKE A TIGER? ;)  Bad Pick-up line Paul

If looks could kill You would have a lot of grieving families upset with you for killing their loved ones

If looks could kill You would have a lot of grieving families upset with you for killing their loved ones  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Is your father a thief? because he stole the plasma TV out of my house and put it in your lounge-room

Is your father a thief? because he stole the plasma TV out of my house and put it in your lounge-room  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Are you a doctor? because you sure cured my erectile dysfunction

Are you a doctor? because you sure cured my erectile dysfunction  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Hey there pretty lady. Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Hey there pretty lady. Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?  Bad Pick-up line Paul

My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in

My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong  Bad Pick-up line Paul

I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside of you tonight

I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside of you tonight  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Nice shoes My mom's got a pair just like that

Nice shoes My mom's got a pair just like that  Bad Pick-up line Paul
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