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Bad Pick-up line Paul

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Did you wash your pants in windex? Because i can see myself in them

Did you wash your pants in windex? Because i can see myself in them Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Nice shoes Wanna fuck?

Nice shoes Wanna fuck? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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I like my ladies like I like my coffee... Vanilla Cream all over.

I like my ladies like I like my coffee... Vanilla Cream all over. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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That's a nice Shirt, it'd look good... Next to the rest of your bloodstained clothes after I cut you into pieces and hide them in the woods where no one can hear you scream

That's a nice Shirt, it'd look good... Next to the rest of your bloodstained clothes after I cut you into pieces and hide them in the woods where no one can hear you scream Bad Pick-up line Paul
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ey baby, got a tight ass you must not poop much

ey baby, got a tight ass you must not poop much Bad Pick-up line Paul
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DID YOU PLAY SPORTS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER? BECAUSE YOU SURE LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A SET OF BALLS

DID YOU PLAY SPORTS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER? BECAUSE YOU SURE LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A SET OF BALLS Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Those legs are the twin towers I just want to fly my plane into 'em

Those legs are the twin towers I just want to fly my plane into 'em Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Do you wash your clothes in windex? Because you smell like amonia

Do you wash your clothes in windex? Because you smell like amonia Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Hey, do you have a little Native American in you? You will later

Hey, do you have a little Native American in you? You will later Bad Pick-up line Paul
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